stud finder

Sometimes I feel bad for commuters who bury themselves in a Kindle or, even worse, Angry Birds. Not because I care that they're further disassociating themselves from members of society, but because they're missing out on all the babes. NY is notoriously packed with major babes of both sexes.

I like to use my commute time wisely; to stare at good looking people.

That's why I did not hate it when I read HotGuysOnTheTrain, a blog dedicated to babespotting on the NY mass transit system.

Hello! Bonjour! Guttentag! Do you know that you're not ugly?

btdubs, all the single ladies, get yourself a pillow and camp out on the M train!

I didn't even know we had an M train, but all the male models do.

rock gazing.

Guess what?!? ...

I'm no where near being engaged! However, I am smitten like a kitten over these incredible antique engagement rings. Am I right?

When I showed MK this website. He promptly showed me three ring options he was looking at instead.

Notice the obtrusive "friend" theme occuring? This last one is by far the most offensive. At least I know I'll never stop laughing if I'm with him.

Have a lovely autumnal weekend! I am celebrating my nephews 2nd birthday and heading to Bring to Light, an all-night public light installation. You?

Dances with Buffalo

If you haven't heard of Custer State Park, you should check yo' self. A trout fisherman's dream, this South Dakota wonder is nestled between the Badlands, Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills. Dedicated to the preservation of the American buffalo, Custer is home to nearly 1,300 bison. Tatanka!

Every year, real Marlboro smokin' (and smokin' hot) cowboys herd every single one of those 1,300 buffalo to re-tag and re-assess their population (ie: make some into bison burgers).

Can you imagine watching over a thousand bison sprinting across the plains with dust clouds billowing around them?! It would like something out of Oregon Trail, right before you die.

AKUTTRAMAH! (completely needed and nowhere near sfw)

I'm in the worst mood. And it's not even 10:30 am. I'm doomed! When that happens, The Winnebago Man always lifts my spirits.

Sometimes you just need to get wild and tell even the flies to f*ck off.

eeks!

We have a mouse in the house! While watching t.v. the other night, he dared to dart across the living room in front of the both of us. He didn't even try to hug the wall and be nondescript. BOLD.

MK seems to think it's hilarious to imagine our mouse wearing a little golf ball helmet and taking his hog out for a spin after we've headed off to bed, à la Ralph.

I disagree. I want the punk dead. Mostly because I'm scared he'll get lost and try to play in my hair.

We set traps but so far no nibbles. Now, I'm channeling this amazing snake series and sending vibes of impending doom.

got to say goodbye for the summer

Fall is hands down my favorite time of the year and it's HERE. Even though I'm pumped to walk in the crisp air and eat apples, I'm mostly excited for the fact that I won't be receiving anymore mosquito bites until May.

Alberto Seveso's insanely amazing high speed photography series of a lego riding ink waves is a perfect send off to a summer of beaches, sand, and tan toes.

Enjoy the weekend! I'll be sipping spiked cider in a turtleneck and eating candy corn. You?